Some crazy anime freak otakus thought, hey what the hell, the world is gonna end next year (which didn't actually) , so why not arrange an Anime Convention for the unfortunate anime lovers of United States of Bangladesh (which used to be known as only Bangladesh then). These anime fans had a secret cult group named MazeCity, who took it upon themselves to spread the anime madness among Bangladeshis. That's why the event was aptly named "MAZECON BANGLADESH 2011 : The First Anime Convention in Bangladesh".
Its finally Doomsday. While all the people are inside their house doing what every normal people would do on their last day on earth, the united 9gag association of anime fans consisting of forever alone level 9000 people gather for the eagerly waited event of the year. Following the tradition of the first MAZECON, all attendees are given a permanent tattoo of their choice before given permission to enter. Well the first one actually had temporary seals depicting various logos/icons of animes. But now it has been upgraded to tattoos of 9gag memes. Inside, the event ground was decorated with Japanese lanterns picturing fusion of anime characters and 9gag memes. Also lots of posters and 3D projection of Japanese idols and anime characters had the forever alone guys doing what must not be mentioned here. People had real difficulty accessing the restroom for that reason.
Since things were getting out of hands with how it was moving, the tech guys of the organizers decided to play some AMV's and Anime openings and endings which obviously had some cameo appearance from popular 9gag memes. Finally when the members were getting restless and bored of seeing the same videos over and over, the organizers decided to kick start the event. First the admins glorified the stage with their presence. Each of them were given a chance to troll for a limited amount of time. None of them shone as bright as Comrade Akubikubot. He confessed that Comrade Washisohbot and he got a same gender marriage ceremony last night, to which there was a huge applause of "All hail Yaoi!!"
After that the host of the event Comrade Jantanbot announced that the staff members had a special message to convey to the members and asked them to come to the stage. Upon which the attendees were rickrolled for the last time on earth by the jolly staff members. It was in fond memory of the rickrolling happening in the first ever MAZECON, where Comrade Wasinazibot in disguise of Baby Beel performed "Never gonna let you go" by Rick Astely. Following the shadow of the first ever MAZECON, next up came a presentation from Comrade Nikukatbot featuring "Introduction to Anime Meme". There she showcased how to distinguish and draw anime memes from the normal 9gag memes. This was not all. She then had an exhibition of how different memes represents different genres of anime. There was a outcry of disappoint from the crowd since she left out few popular memes like "Bitch Please" which represented Death Note and "F*ck Yea" which represented Code Geass. But she still got a huge applause from the crowd for finishing it up with the "Forever Alone" meme which represented Ecchi genre.
Next up lunch was served with considerable amount of rainbow milkshake and rainbow chocos, so that later the members can puke rainbow literally after seeing the surprises in store for them. Then they were told to make a choice between the new Twilight reboot and Justin Bieber film for movie screening. Every member punched in the Bitch Please and FFFFUUU meme in the organizers face in reply. Meanwhile the main guest of the event Ahsanbibot sensei joined the party. He was late in attending the event, just like the first MAZECON. Still all the members got excited to have the Madman of comics himself among themselves. He was pretty pleased to see that the level of madness exceeded from the last time he attended MAZECON. Then he was to be given a present as token of thank you from the host Jantanbot, who purposefully performed a beautiful trip over 360 degree barrel wheel dive. It was done in memory of the slip up the first ever MAZECON host made in front of the main guest.
After the main guest left, started the main attractions. Cosplay and Karaoke. Cosplay in this one wasn't as complicated as the first one. Everyone just came up with their preferred meme Mask and had to perform a rage comic related to them. Wasinazibot cosplaying as LOL guy got attacked by the Pedobear guy, just like in the first ever MAZECON. Comrade Tonumonusmashbot cosplaying as Me Gusta guy also cosplayed as Barntazanbot's extra hands and extra bald head. He used this to his advantage to steal and charm foods out of innocent members. Comrade Shadbadbot cosplaying as the Challenge Accepted guy got appreciated a lot, but didn't quite win the contest, since he was beaten in a sword fight by Comrade Yosherobot cosplaying as the FFFFUUU guy. Nikukatbot's cosplay of Le Derpina was also mention worthy. She performed her Karaoke while cosplaying as her character which nobody else could pull off. The karaoke section ended peacefully without any Bieber or Miley song being played. Everybody appreciated the fact that they weren't rickrolled for the second time in the day during the contest. Kaizuoninibot won the prize for this by singing the Forever alone song, which was given a standing ovation
and she was asked for a repeat performance.
In between this somewhere the members were given a piece of paper containing questions for quiz. They were informed that their life depended on the quiz, so they better be serious about it. It was an interactive quiz where the members had to memorize every move Comrade Shontronbot made while showcasing various Anime Meme comics and clips. At the end of the day, it was announced that nobody managed to win the quiz. So now they must commit mass suicide following the way of the samurai. That is performing seppuku by spilling out their gut with real swords. But they were told that they won't die with an empty gut, a Birthday Cake for MazeCity, the organization that started MAZECON, was prepared just for them. This cake was kinda special. After eating the cake if someone dies within an hour, they turn into zombies.
So, now you know how the Zombie Apocalypse will start on 21st of December, 2021. So you should start preparing yourselves with appropriate measures
for that.
Disclaimer : This article was written while the writer was extremely high on sugar. So he doesn't claim any kind of absurdity depicted here.
